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If You Don't Look Like An Airbrushed Model ... You Have To Look Past It. You Look How You Look. What Are You Going To Do?

I Can't Hear Myself. I Can Stare At My Double Chin All I Want, But Hearing This Androgynous Voice, You Can't Even Tell What Sex I Am.

When I'm Not Working, I Am The Laziest Person. I Can Literally Lie On A Couch And Watch Television For 15 Hours.

Don't Go See The Movies, I'm A Troll. I Think The Movie Was Great, But Their Biggest Mistake Was Me.

This Is Hilarious. First, People Say How So Many Actresses In Hollywood Look Anorexic, And Now They Are Criticizing Me For Looking Normal. Body Images Are Too Often Adopted By Young Girls And Women - Thanks To What They Are Constantly Being Shown As Being Attractive.