I Want A Man In

I’m Interested In So Many Different Things And I’d Like To Cover A Lot Of Territory. I’m Trying To See My Show As The Sunday Times. You Have The Arts & Leisure Section, You Have The Op-ed Page, You Have The Book Review...even The Style Section Has Those Wonderful Essays About Relationships.

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I Am Comfortable With Myself, And This Is How I Am. I Am Not Really Interested In Having An Acrimonious Fight With Somebody.

As Far As People Communicating With Each Other Well I Think That Listening Is Important. You Know Really Trying To Read Between The Lines Of What Some Body Is Saying And Trying To Read Their Mind A Little Bit Where There At Because Most People Don't Really Say What They're Feeling. Which Is The Bones Of Great Literature.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.