I Want A Big Church

The Big Thing I've Discovered, The Big Secret, Is That It's All About How Happy You Are. It's The Ultimate Thing. People Forget Your Flaws And Imperfections If They See You're Happy.

I've Made Apologies To People I Needed To, But I Can't Apologise To People I Don't Know For Things They Don't Understand.

I Don't Normally Look Like A Twig And I Do Eat Like A Pig But The Weight Has Just Dropped Off Me.

I Don't Go To A Gym. I Find That Really Hard To Do.

I Bite The Skin On The Side Of My Fingernails.