I Wanna Design A Video

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

The Chances Of Someone Who Looks Like Jesus Having Pot Raises Steadily, To A Point. If The Guy Is On A Cross You May Have The Wrong Guy.

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.