I Voted For The Black

Wikileaks, God Bless Them, Will Save Lives As A Result Of Their Actions.

I've Read Stories Of Slave Owners Who Were Very Generous. They Didn't Keep Them In Shackles, They Didn't Whip The Slaves, They Built Schools And Churches For Them, Free Housing, Free Food, Free Everything. It's Wrong. No Matter How Nice You Make It Look, It's Wrong.

In Some States, You Can Vote A Straight Party Ticket, But You Can't Vote For Individual Candidates.

How About That Mcdonald's Two Blocks From Ground Zero? That's Killed More People Than The 19 Hijackers.

I Would Like To Apologize For Referring To George W. Bush As A 'deserter.' What I Meant To Say Is That George W. Bush Is A Deserter, An Election Thief, A Drunk Driver, A Wmd Liar, And A Functional Illiterate. And He Poops His Pants.