I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.