I've Used Too Many Pistols

So That This Nation May Long Endure, I Urge You To Follow In The Hallowed Footsteps Of The Great Disobedience Of History That Freed Exiles, Founded Religions, Defeated Tyrants, And Yes, In The Hands Of An Aroused Rabble In Arms And A Few Great Men

I Intend To Dedicate My Remaining Time As President Of The Nra To Ensure That The Second Amendment Is Safe From Al Gore And All Those Who Threaten It.

The Internet Is For Lonely People. People Should Live.

The Physical Mechanics Of Sex Are Pretty Funny Unless You Are Engaged In Them. Then They Are, Of Course, Marvelous.

Clergymen Tend To Be Unreliable And Pompous Figures. Seldom Jewish Rabbis, Less Often Catholic Priests, But Protestant Ministers Tend To Be... Not Really Very Admirable. Not Necessarily Evil, But Silly. And Wrong, Of Course.