I've Only Had One Platinum

Whoa!!! I Heard I Offended One Of My All Time Favorite Artists Ray Price By My Statement “nobody Wants To Listen To Their Grandpas Music.

And I'm No Quitter, But I'm Tired Of Fighting.

Anytime That The Arizona Cardinals Play Football, I Scream At The Top Of My Lungs At The Television. And I Have Certain Dances That I Do.

The Doobie Brothers' 'what A Fool Believes' Makes Me Want To Move. And I Still Haven't Gotten Over The Macarena. Who Has?

Don't Bother Tellin' Me What I've Got Comin' In The Morning... I Already Know. I've Got Some Feel Good Pills And A Red Gatorade By My Bed, Ready To Go!