I've Not Been Able To

Aren't We All Striving To Be Overpaid For What We Do?

I Built A Jail In My Closet And I Would Incarcerate My Family From Time To Time.

I Look Good. I Mean, Really Good. Hey Everyone! Come And See How Good I Look!

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

I Am A Bit Of A Gourmet Chef. I Love Cooking Mostly Thai Food. And A Lot Of Times On Movies, You Have These Trailers That Have These Little Ovens And Kitchenettes. A Lot Of Actors Never Use Them, But I Would Cook Lunch Just About Every Day.