I've Matured, Maybe, But Not

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.