I've Had It-the Agencies, The

If You Have A Child Who Is Seven Feet Tall, You Don't Cut Off His Head Or His Legs. You Buy Him A Bigger Bed And Hope He Plays Basketball.

What Is An Ending? There's No Such Thing. Death Is The Only Ending.

I've Never Had A Big Hit Movie. "mash" Was Probably The Biggest. I Don't Make Those Kind Of Films, And I Never Have. I Wish Each One Of Them Would Just Do Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Ticket Sales, But They Never Do And They Never Will.

[m*a*s*h] Didn't Get Released By Fox, It Escaped.

I Don't Know What "altmanesque" Means, Though I Suppose I'm Flattered By It.