I've Completely Changed The Way

I Didn't Know That Anything Was Wrong With Me Until The Media Got Involved In My Life.

I Don't Really Care What People Think About My Hair. It's My Hair, So Why Should They Care? Ooh, That Rhymed.

If You Haven't Felt Like Quitting, Your Dreams Aren't Big Enough!

They Say You Should Never Eat Before You Go To Bed, But I've Found Just Having A Tiny Little Snack - Like Half An Apple Or Something Like That - Before You Go To Sleep Really Helps.

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.