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I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.
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