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Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.

You Don't Want To Have To Be The Man And The Woman In The Relationship. I Always Say You Want A Man Who Can Fix The Toilet.

I Have To Meet Someone Who Loves Children And Who Loves Ex-husbands And Implants.

Eventually You Just Have To Realize That You're Living For An Audience Of One. I'm Not Here For Anyone Else's Approval.