I've Been Drinking. Now I'm

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I'm Really A Pacifist.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!