I've Always Wanted To Go

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.