I've Always Loathed Rich People,

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I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.