I've Always Just Had Troubles

I Choose To Ignore Hell In My Life. When I Was A Little Kid I Asked My Dad "am I Going To Go To Hell?" Because I'd Heard About Hell. And He Said, "nothing You're Gonna Do Will Get You Into Hell." And So I Got To Ignore It.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?

My Movies Just Kind Of Sneak Up On You. I Don't Have To Worry Too Much About What Everybody Is Going To Say. Anyway, I Really Don't Pay Attention To What The World Says About My Movies. I Just Care About What My Buddies Think.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.