I've Always Had An Easy

Nothing Like A Little Post-traumatic Stress Disorder To Make Your Day Complete.

Enthusiasm Is A Good Engine, But It Needs Intelligence For A Driver.

Honey, You're The One Who Stopped Sleeping With Me, Ok? It'll Be A Year Come April 20th. I Remember The Date Exactly, Because It Was Hitler's Birthday

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Our Love, Our Love Will Last Forever. It's Forever But It Just Doesn't Work. That's Why It Will Always Be Romantic Because It Can Not Be Complete.