I've Always Been A Writer,

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss

These Days, The Rolling Stones Still Have An Edge, But That Fangs-out Ferocity Has Mellowed Considerably.

I Wrote A Screenplay For A 'sweet Valley High' Adaptation, And It's Really Amazing To Me How Many Women Who Are My Age Have Responded To The Idea And Are Excited About The Movie.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.