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Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.

I Believe The Nme Have Deliberately Tried To Characterise Me As A Racist In A Recent Interview In Order To Boost Their Circulation. I Abhor Racism And Cruelty Of Any Kind And Will Not Let This Pass.

I Have So Much Pride And Love For The Songs Of The Smiths. However, I Must Ask You, If You Come Across Any Smiths Cds, Don't Buy Them, Because All The Money Goes To That Wretched Drummer.

Humans Are Not Really Very Humane.