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Never Retire! Do What You Do And Keep Doing It. But Don't Do It On Friday. Take Friday Off. Friday, Saturday, And Sunday, Go Fishing...then Monday To Thursday, Do What You've Been Doing All Your Life. My Point Is: Live Full And Don't Retreat.

If Ivan The Terrible Had Been Kissed And Loved Between Zero And Three, He Probably Would Have Become Ivan Not So Terrible. If You're Jewish, You Have A Small Smile On Your Face. Because You Know The Rest Are Wrong And You Don't Want To Hurt Their Feelings.

My Brothers Went To Work At 12 And Put Themselves Through School And Brought The Family Out Of Ruin Into Food And Clothing.

My Favorite Expression Is: When You Go Up To The Bell, Ring It ? Or Don't Go Up To The Bell.

Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You Just Look Around You.