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A War Put Off Is Not A War Avoided.

The Physical Mechanics Of Sex Are Pretty Funny Unless You Are Engaged In Them. Then They Are, Of Course, Marvelous.

I Intend To Dedicate My Remaining Time As President Of The Nra To Ensure That The Second Amendment Is Safe From Al Gore And All Those Who Threaten It.

I Think Narcotics And Alcohol, And Even Tobacco Are Enormously Costly Ingredients In Our Society.

I Believe That In Your Heart You Already Know Something Is Profoundly Wrong. When Bartenders Are Responsible For Drunk Drivers' Acts, And Gunmakers Are Responsible For Criminals' Acts, And Nobody Is Responsible For O. J. Simpson's Acts, Something Is Wrong.