I Used To Drink A

I'm A Huge Stadium Rock Fan, But I'm Also A Fan Of Everything From Massive Attack To Peter Gabriel, U2, The Police, Radiohead, And Coldplay.

I Just Wanna See A Ufo, Really

I Always Want To Do Different Things. I'm Always Obsessed With Trying To Do Different Things.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.