I Used To Do Drugs,

I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up And You're Barbara Streisand.

I Wanted My Anger To Be Valid, And The Only Way To Do That Is To Be Fairly Attractive.

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.