I Used My History Degree

Honey, ... When A Wolf Watches A Lamb, He's Not Thinking About The Lamb's Mommy.

Civilization Is Vastly Overrated.

Some People Are Like Slinkies.they Aren't Really Good For Anything, But They Still Bring A Smile To My Face When I Push Them Down A Flight Of Stairs.

Only Cowards Torture Women.

But That Was The Trouble With Ancient Artifacts - No One Really Knew What They Did.