I, Unfortunately, Take The Subway

If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater Suggest That He Wear A Tail.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

People Care More About Trends Now Than They Do About Style. They Get So Wrapped Up In What's Happening That They Forget How To Dress, And They Never Learn Who They Are Because They Never Learn How To Take Care Of Anything.

Not Writing Is Probably The Most Exhausting Profession I've Ever Encountered.

I'm A Horrible Girlfriend. I Always Was. I'm Great At The Beginning, Because I Can Be Very Romantic.