I Understand Why Marriages Break

I Have A Hard Time With Free Time.

I Got Kicked Out Of Every School I Ever Went To.

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

My Mom Is At My House Every Day, And She Nags Me About Everything, Especially Hygiene.

I'm A Little Territorial And Defensive.