I Try To Make Myself

I Am Attached To The West Coast Of Scotland - It's Gorgeous To Look At And Challenging. You Have To Contend With The Possibility Of Being Blown Away Or Rained On. And In The Summer Months You Can Be Eaten Alive By Midges.

I'm A Trained Lawyer, After All, So I Don't Have To Admit To Anything.

I Do Find Myself Surprised By The Comedy Shows That Seem To Have The Same Joke Week In Week Out.

I Have Done Well Out Of Tv, But Not Well Enough To Buy Football Clubs. I'm Not Sure It's Ever A Way To Make Money.

Gardening Has Just Sort Of Grown On Me. I Find It Therapeutic. And I Like Smelly Things.