I Try To Create Characters

I'm Not Trying To Be A Middle Aged Centerfold, I Just Want To Look At Myself Naked And Not Be Disgusted.

It's Sad To Think That We've Gotten To This, That We Actually Have To Think About How To Go About Finding A Man. But What's Even Sadder Is That Some Men Make You Feel Guilty For Looking.

The Best Rush In The World Is Getting Something At 80 Percent Off.

I Like Doing The Readings And The Autographing, But The Interviewing Gets A Little Tedious Because You Get Asked The Same Questions Every Day And Sometimes Three Or Four Times A Day.

I'd Crack Up Without My Music. It's The Best Company You Can Have, Really. It Don't Say 'no' Or 'maybe,' Or Ask No Questions.