I Try To Be Funny

Being Humble Matters.

I Love Being On Stage, I Love Being Able To Tell A Story, I Love The Fact That The Audience Listens And Laughs At It. It Makes Me Happy, And It's What I Live For.

I Don't Have Ex's! I Have Y's. Like 'y The Hell Did I Date You?!

I Am Capable Of Holding The Quote-unquote 'title' Of Leading Man. Leading Man Just Means People Want To See You And Assume That You Can Hold A Film, Carry A Movie.

I Know How I Get Hard. Running On A Treadmill Behind Women In A Gym Normally Does It For Me.