I Try To Be Funny

I Think If Someone Gets Kicked In The Face It Is Their Fault- They Watched The Foot Come Towards Their Face.

Stand-up Can Take You In So Many Different Places, Man. So Many Doors Can Be Opened Up From Stand-up Comedy, And The First One That Was Opened Up For Me Was Acting.

My Main Goal Is To Be A Self-made Man And Have Control Over What's Mine.

Really, I Don't Like Roller Coasters.

My Twitter Reflects What's Going On With Me In My Life.