I Try Not To Worry

I Just Think That Beautiful People Don't Have It As Hard, You Know? They Just Don't Know What Rejection's Like. That's Why Super Models Aren't Good Actresses, Because They Don't Need Anything. If Someone Is Beautiful And She's Needy, She's Probably Had A Terrible Childhood.

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.

Studio People Are Idiots. Until They See Someone Else Doing It And Make A Success Of It, They Don't Open Their Minds. Most Of Them Are Idiots.

Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried