I Told You, God Is

I Am A Conservative, But I Am Not A Zombie.

I Really Felt Mitt Romney Was A - Not My Candidate. I Didn't Exactly Like His Policies, But I Thought He Was An Honest Guy. I Didn't Think That He Would Engage In Corruption. He Wasn't Involved In Some Of The Things That The Administration, I Felt, Was Involved With.

I'm The Whitest Guy You Will Ever Meet. The First Time I Saw An African-american, My Dad Had To Tell Me To Stop Staring.

I Have No Problem If You Want To Be A Socialist. But For Those People Who Are In The Middle, You Know, I Don't Know If You're Really Welcome In The Democratic Party, And I Don't Even Know Who The Republican Party Is Anymore. I Have Absolutely No Idea.

Most Times We're So Focused On What We Think We Want That We Can't Appreciate How Happy We Already Are. It's Only When We Forget About Our Problems And Help Others Forget Theirs That We Realize How Good We Really Have It.