I Told The Congress, 'thanks,

There's No Free Ride. Someone Always Pays And If You Don't Know Who That Someone Is, It's Probably You.

I Came To Office Promising Major Ethics Reform To End The Culture Of Self-dealing. And Today, That Ethics Reform Is A Law. While I Was At It, I Got Rid Of A Few Things In The Governor's Office That I Didn't Believe Our Citizens Should Have To Pay For. That Luxury Jet Was Over-the-top. I Put It On Ebay.

Oh, The Naive Obama State Department. They Say We Can't Kill Our Way Out Of War. Really? Tell That To The Nazis. Oh Wait, You Can't. They're Dead. We Killed 'em.

There Were Times (during My Early Campaigns) When I Thought, "you Know What I Could Really Use? A Wife."

I Always Remind People From Outside Our State That There’s Plenty Of Room For All Alaska’s Animals — Right Next To The Mashed Potatoes.