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Please, If You're Making A Movie, Start Out With A Good Script, At Least! Please!

I Had A 90-minute One-man Show. I Performed It And My Life Just Exploded. Everything - My Life Just Changed. Every Writer, Director, Producer, Studio Head, Movie Star - They All Wanted It. It Was The Hottest Property Since 'rocky.'

Yeah, I Like To Gamble.

Mental Violence Is As Bad As Physical Violence. You Don't See That Very Often In Movies, So It Was A Good Subject To Tackle.

Oh, Great Reviews Are The Worst. They Mislead You More Than The Bad Ones, Because They Only Fuel Your Ego. Then You Only Want Another One, Like Potato Chips Or Something, And The Best Thing You Get Is Fat And Bloated. I'd Rather Just Refuse, Thanks.