I Thought Black Friday Was

I Can't Prove It, But I Can Say It.

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!

Northwestern's Alumni List Is Truly Impressive. This University Has Graduated Best-selling Authors, Olympians, Presidential Candidates, Grammy Winners, Peabody Winners, Emmy Winners, And That's Just Me!

I'm Obviously Younger, Much Better Looking [then Jeorge W.bush].he Didn't Veto Things, He Didn't Bring Order And Fiscal Restraint.