I Think You Should Suffer

When I Was Young, I Wanted To Be A Movie Star. But I Realized That You Have No Control Being An Actor. So I Went To Architecture School In Nyc, Because I Was Crazy About Buildings. Then I Began To Realize That I Got More Excited About Vogue Coming Out Each Month Than I Was About My Projects.

Keep Your Jacket Buttoned. Always. It's Just Really Flattering—it Will Take Pounds Off You.

My Own Sex Life Is Very Monogamous And Happy . . . Just A Happy Married Sex Life!

Men Don't Wear Fashion Any More Except In Italy And London. Americans Have Lost That.

I Interview These People All The Time Who Come To My Office And Say, "i Want To Be A Fashion Designer." I Tell Them Where They Should Start, And They Say, "i Don't Want To Do That. I Don't Want To Get Anyone Coffee." Don't They Know It Is Great To Get People Coffee?