I Think You Should Be

On The Disc, The Gods Aren't So Much Worshipped, As They Are Blamed.

If You Put Butter And Salt On It, It Tastes Like Salty Butter.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.

The Monks Of Cool, Whose Tiny And Exclusive Monastery Is Hidden In A Really Cool And Laid-back Valley In The Lower Ramtops, Have A Passing-out Test For A Novice. He Is Taken Into A Room Full Of All Types Of Clothing And Asked: Yo, My Son, Which Of These Is The Most Stylish Thing To Wear? And The Correct Answer Is: Hey, Whatever I Select.

Modesty Is Only Arrogance By Stealth.