I Think You Gotta Look

Whenever Someone Dies Everyone Says, I Love That Guy, Except For Jeffrey Dahmer.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.

America's Most Wanted? I Love It When There's A Guy In The Back Seat Pounding His Head On The Plexiglas. That To Me Is The Best.

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

I'm Into Politics - I'm Interested In The Election And How Pissed Off People Get.