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Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.

The Better The Person You're With, The Better You're Going To Be Because They're Giving You So Much More.

Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All The Time.

Whenever You See People Talking About How Real They Are Or How Normal They Are, It Seems Odd To Have That Self Awareness That You Could Potentially Not Be Normal.