I Think We Have To

Elton Wanted A Garden. They Were Building All Afternoon While We Were Rehearsing. And Then They Built A Fountain For Elton. And He Said, I Was Only Joking!

No One Knew Me Until I Met My Wife Lulu. Lulu's Mother Used To Ask, Which One Is Maurice? For Six Months She Thought Lulu Was Dating Barry.

We Don't Mind Being Ripped Apart, But Don't Rip The Songs Apart. They're Like Our Kids.

I Was Always The Sexy Bass Player In The Background While Robin Stood Centre. Barry And I Played It Up A Bit, Gave 'em A Bit Of Thigh.

So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend All Their Time In The Clubs. Work Pours In And They Can't Handle It Because Of Late-night Drinking.