I Think Universal Harmony Is

In The Event Of War, I'm A Hostage.

There's Nothing Like The Discovery Of An Unknown Work By A Great Thinker To Set The Intellectual Community Atwitter And Cause Academics To Dart About Like Those Things One Sees When Looking At A Drop Of Water Under A Microscope.

I Love Nature, I Just Don't Want To Get Any Of It On Me.

When I Was Born My Mother Was Terribly Disappointed. Not That She Wanted A Girl - She Wanted A Divorce.

I've Never Been An Intellectual But I Have This Look.