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Every Technology, Including The Printing Press, Comes At Some Price.

The Democrats Generally Recoil From The Subject Of Entitlements.

Every Time My Tweetdeck Shoots A New Tweet To My Desktop, I Experience A Little Dopamine Spritz That Takes Me Away From... From... Wait, What Was I Saying?

You Don't Want To Go Around Willy-nilly Suing News Organizations. That's Probably Self-defeating.

Most Recently, The President's Reluctance To Offend Senator Rick Santorum - A Catholic Theocrat Who Believes That States Should Have The Power To Arrest Gay Lovers In Their Bedrooms, Or Even To Criminalize Couples Who Use Contraceptives - Was An Occasion To Wonder What, Exactly, Mr. Bush Was Born-again Into.