I Think Training In Comedy,

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!

Madge: I Don't Know Why I Keep Shouting At Them. The Doctor: Because Every Time You See Them Happy You Remember How Sad They're Going To Be. And It Breaks Your Heart. Because What's The Point In Them Being Happy Now If They're Going To Be Sad Later. The Answer Is, Of Course, Because They Are Going To Be Sad Later. ~ The Doctor, The Widow, And The Wardrobe

I Was Called A Misogynist Because I Was Reducing Women To Mothers. 'reducing Women To Mothers' – Now There Is Possibly The Most Anti-women Statement I've Heard.

Witty And Mean Is Easy - But Fond And Funny Is Hard.