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I Was Called A Misogynist Because I Was Reducing Women To Mothers. 'reducing Women To Mothers' – Now There Is Possibly The Most Anti-women Statement I've Heard.

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

Fascinatingly Confident, Rude People Are Great.

I'll Be A Story In Your Head. That's Okay. We're All Stories In The End. Just Make It A Good One, Eh? 'cause It Was, You Know. It Was The Best. The Daft Old Man Who Stole A Magic Box And Ran Away. Did I Ever Tell You That I Stole It? Well I Borrowed It. I Was Always Going To Take It Back.

Have You Met The French? My...god They Know How To Party!