I Think There Are Some

At My Age, I'm Just Happy To Be Named The Greatest Living Anything.

Just Two Words: A Masterpiece.

Now This Is Over Thirty Years Later And The Guy Said He Was That Cab Driver. He Apologized And He Was Serious. I Felt Awful. He Might Have Been Spending His Whole Life Thinking He Had Jinxed Me, But I Told Him He Hadn't. My Number Was Up.

You Start Chasing A Ball And Your Brain Immediately Commands Your Body To 'run Forward, Bend, Scoop Up The Ball, Peg It To The Infield,' Then Your Body Says, 'who Me?'

I Want To Thank The Good Lord For Making Me A Yankee