I Think The Special Thing

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Talent Is Always More Interesting - Ambition Is Not Interesting. If You Have Talent, You Have To Find Ways Of Expressing It, But You May Not Be A Success In The World's Terms.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!