I Think The Shocking Thing

My Dad? He Died When I Was 19, Which Is A Bad Time For Your Dad To Die, Because There's An Awful Lot Of Things You Have To Resolve With Your Parents Past Your Teens If You've Been A Difficult Teenager.

See, What You're Meant To Do When You Have A Mid-life Crisis Is Buy A Fast Car, Aren't You? Well, I've Always Had Fast Cars. It's Not That. It's The Fear That You're Past Your Best. It's The Fear That The Stuff You've Done In The Past Is Your Best Work.

I've Driven All Through America And I Know There Are A Lot Of Clever People Between The Coasts. But They Have A Slightly Old-fashioned View Of The World. Whereas New York Is One Of The Most Multicultural, Multiracial, Tolerant Places On Earth.

I Love Films Where The World Seems To Be Going A Bit Faster And Everything's A Bit Brighter And More In Focus.

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.