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Doctor Just Told Me I Can't Have Kids. I Asked For A Second Opinion. He Said, Why? No One's Gonna To Let You Take Kids From This Hospital.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

God, That Anthony Jeselnik Show Sounds Really Funny.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.