I Think The President Is

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

Remember, Beneath Every Cynic There Lies A Romantic, And Probably An Injured One.

It's A Different World We're Going Into But It's All Based On The Internet. It's All Based On These Connections. If You Start Limiting The Connections, You're Going Backwards As A Society.

Look, I'm Mormon, And Most Christians Don't Recognize Me As A Christian.

Man, Sometimes God Really Sucks.