I Think That Women Just

Organic? I Grew Up On Angel Delight. We Didn't Have Anything In The House If It Wasn't Neon!

You Have To Assume That You're Talking To The Most Intelligent, Tuned-in Audience You Could Ever Get. That's The Way You're Going To Get The Best Out Of People. Whether They Know You Or Not Shouldn't Matter For Comedy. They Should Get To Know You Pretty Quickly. And They Should Be Having A Good Time Pretty Quickly.

I Don't Go Around Thinking Of Myself As A Great Anything.

You Know What You Are? You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It.

I Don't Want To Do The Same Thing Over And Over Again.